Popeye’s Gets Sued For Selling Chicken? The Full Lawsuit Is Below

I’m really having a hard time with this one.

A lawyer buys some Popeye’s Chicken to go.

He gets the chicken from Popeye’s in Gulfport.

The lawyer drives to his office.

The lawyer eats the chicken.

Some chicken gets stuck in his throat.

The lawyer sues Popeye’s!

What?!!??

Lawyer Sues Popeye’s For Selling Chicken – I’m Lost

I’m completely lost on this one.

How in the heck are we filing a lawsuit against Popeye’s for chicken getting stuck in your throat.

I’ve seen some wild theories on lawsuits in my 22 years of practice.

Here’s the theory: Popeye’s is at fault for failing to give the lawyer a knife so he could cut the chicken.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never used a knife in my entire life eating chicken.

Not once.

I just use my hands and pick it up and eat it.

Isn’t this how everyone eats chicken or am I wrong?

So the lawyer is upset because Popeye’s gives something they call a “spork” which is a combination spoon and fork.

Lawyers wonder why they are hated. . . I don’t wonder. . .I don’t wonder at all.

You can read the full lawsuit by clicking on the link below: