OfficeMeeting

🏢 Office Meetings

Hi there — and THANK YOU for stopping by! 🙌
I really appreciate you being here.

Let’s be honest: phone and email tag is the worst.
You don’t like it. I don’t like it. Nobody likes it. 😤

That’s why I set up this simple scheduling system — so you can book a meeting at your convenience, without the back-and-forth, missed calls, or mysterious voicemails from unknown numbers.

How to Set Your Office Meeting with Me

1. 📠 Clients & Potential Clients Only
This is for client or potential clients only. If you’re an insurance company or a lawyer, please don’t email me.
Instead, send a fax or a calendar invite like it’s 1998.
We’ll schedule a regular call that way.

2. 🕒 Choose Your Time
Scroll down and pick a day and time that works for you.
Please double-check that you’re using your full legal name — no nicknames, no “Mom’s Phone,” no aliases.

3. 🧾 Use Your Legal Name
Yes, I’m repeating this on purpose.
Your full legal name helps me keep things organized and professional.

4. 📧 Provide Contact Info
Make sure your email and phone number are correct.
That way, I can send you reminders via email and text — no surprises.

5. 📍 Location
Meetings take place at my Ocean Springs office.
Prefer to meet by phone or video instead? Totally fine — just call me at your meeting time.

6. 📅 Booking Availability — READ THIS PART (Seriously)
🚨 If you skip this, you’ll probably call or email me to ask why there are no appointments. Please don’t.

Here’s the deal:

  • You can only book within the next 10 days.
  • If nothing shows up, it means I’m fully booked — not that the website is broken, haunted, or mad at you. 👻
  • New openings pop up all the time, so just check back later.

📞 Please don’t call or email to ask if there are openings.
If there were, they’d be right there on the screen. I promise I’m not hiding them in a secret lawyer-only calendar. 🕵️‍♂️

🌍 While We Are At It: Time Zones
The booking widget below shows times in whatever time zone your phone or laptop thinks it is in. So if you are booking from Hawaii, Arizona, California, China, a cruise ship, a submarine, the International Space Station, or the far side of the moon, the time you see is NOT the time in Ocean Springs. 🌕 And if you book from out there and then fly back here, you will need to convert the time yourself.

🚨 We are on CENTRAL time. Always. Even when you are not.